Evil Professor T-Shirt

The personality of the blinded fundamentalist, collaborator and arrogant self-centered tennis player, skier, climatologist, economist and endlessly butthurt boomer Václav Klaus is our most extreme guilty pleasure.

After reading the sociologist Vojtěch Pecka's book "The Lie Factory", mapping the historical structures and processes of the sophisticated production of climate disinformation, the desire to create a modest anti-memoir, in our style of course, grew in us.

So we approached Woody Trojack to visualize our idea of Klaus as the Evil Professor, toying, as part of his terribly drawn-out media show, with a burning planet against the backdrop of the heavy industry that greased conservatives love so much.

We were also very amused by the idea of playing with the utterly demented title "Blue, not Green Planet", referring to the corporate colour of the degenerate ODS party, apparently superior to all living things.

Not blue, but fucked planet, is our answer to the widespread anti-climate bullshit that may even make you wonder endlessly whether climate change is actually happening and where the poor old truth actually lies.

In our store we're seeling a book called "The Lie Factory" (Top 10 nonfiction books as ranked by personalities interviewed by Denik N. and an honorable mention for Outstanding Achievement by the UN Czech Republic in Climate Change Communication), feel the extent of the manipulations presented in Klaus' pamphlet, and then buy our t-shirt. Sure to be a hit with the gang.

Fun fact: The Russian translation of Klaus' book was funded by the Russian oil company Lukoil. Lol!

Product info

• Black unisex t-shirt.
• Immortal 220 g/m2 heavyweight material.
• Universal cut - medium fit.
• Perfect workmanship.
• Printed with environmentally friendly inks in the Kredenc studio.

Size

Take height and weight into account.
The t-shirt size corresponds to conventional clothing sizes.
Didn't guess the size right? Fear not, just send or bring us back the t-shirt and we'll try it again .)

• 179 cm / 77 kg size L fitted/regular
• 179 cm / 77 kg size XL oversize
• 187 cm / 96 kg size XL fitted/regular
• 187 cm / 96 kg size XXL oversize
• 182 cm / 110 kg size 3XL

   
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Material

100% organic cotton.
GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) certified.
Made under the auspices of the Fair Wear Foundation.
Printed in the Czech Republic with organic inks by Kredenc DIY screen printing.

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